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I’ll turn 23 in exactly 2 weeks. Although I’m trying to be all happy, something doesn’t seem right. I probably need a break. A good long break from the place where I just have my camera, all new set of people, beautiful beaches and land, awesome people.

“What do you want for your birthday?”, asked my brother.

“Maybe a job, nice car and tickets to Europe/Singapore/Canada?!”, I replied enthusiastically.

“Get a life boozo!”

Is this what a girl gets when she turns 23? A life from her brother?! NO! 😛
*This was pure sarcasm. No angry voices in the background or the devil in my head speaking.*

But honestly, I really need to get a life and get excited for my birthday. I don’t want a freaking sad birthday again! Me no likey.. :#

I thought I’ll try to reach 50 posts on my birthday. For which I need exactly 18 posts after this one.
*Cool thoughts only come in shower because my place is freaking boiling. It’s 116 F. No wonder Indians are dark with so much dark hair because we practically get baked & grilled & fried and even our hair follicle would want to escape. What was God thinking when he placed India so strategically just where the sun loves to dance!*

Anyhow. Jokes apart, 50 posts would be difficult but I can definitely give it a shot. 😀 It would be fun I guess. So now comes the most difficult part: The MATH! *scary background noise with a screechy scream*

So,

18 posts in 14 days. And if you count my birthday day too, so 15 days.

15 days = 18 posts

1 day = (18/15) posts

∴ 1 day = 1.2 posts

Okay. I totally suck at math. This can be proved from the above equations. Because any smart or even an average 10 year old with basic knowledge of fractions can solve this in a jiffy. My math concept are even deeper than Marina Trench. *Sarcasm. And it sounds better when it’s said in Hindi* 😛

Everyone has few things in their minds to do before they die. Some are just obnoxious, some making our lives worth living. Mine are crazy, adventurous, and lame.

Here’s the list:

  • Visit an active volcano (which contains actual red hot boiling magma).
Volcano
  • See a tornado.
  • Feel an earthquake (which till now has happened only twice).
  • Visit either or both the poles.
  • WATCH AURORA (this should have come first).
Aurora
  • Around the world trip (in more than 80 days)!
  • Go in Space.
  • See the Milky Way from Earth (Second one).
  • Watch snowfall.
  • If not complete, partial trip to Mt. Everest.
  • Sleep in an actual haunted place.
  • Write a book.
  • Catch a ghost on tape or picture.
  • Get stranded in France, Iceland, Norway, Switzerland.
  • Communicate with Aliens (if they exist).
  • Get abducted by one.
  • Have my own small company.
  • Make my parents proud of me.
  • Own a McDonald.
  • Fridge with never ending Lindts and Goldkenns and Freys.
  • Get myself placed in Hall of Fame (Guinness or Hollywood or Madame Tussads 😛 or even Le Louvre! )
  • Visit a glacier.
  • Children of Bodom and Skrillex  Excision (my latest dubstep hottie) gig!
  • Own a mansion at a place where I can see the galaxy and aurora.
  • Squeeze a white rat (obvious in a lovey dovey manner) and check whether their eyes actually pop out like they show in cartoons.
  • Own a shop where it’s just handmade papers, stamps, sequins, strings and cards.