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Turning 23

Wow. I finally turned 23. Big thing. *sarcastic yeay*

And yes. I hate when people tell me that “hey, I wanted to give you a surprise. Should I give it or not?!”

I mean cmon people! Surprises, especially on birthdays, are killer. Don’t ask. Just give it. Why are you killing it by telling me about it!

You don’t bloody go, knocking at the person’s door telling them “Hey. I’m probably going to give you a car when you turn 23. Should I?” That’s just plain ridiculous. Honestly. Yes.

And the streak of sucky birthday goes on! Only this time, I practically have no one to share it with. But I just end up consoling myself that it’s going to be awesome next year!

Fingers crossed.

Happy 23 to me. I just hope things get fine soon. I’m not really liking it anyway! :/

Love to straight faces. 😛

I’ll turn 23 in exactly 2 weeks. Although I’m trying to be all happy, something doesn’t seem right. I probably need a break. A good long break from the place where I just have my camera, all new set of people, beautiful beaches and land, awesome people.

“What do you want for your birthday?”, asked my brother.

“Maybe a job, nice car and tickets to Europe/Singapore/Canada?!”, I replied enthusiastically.

“Get a life boozo!”

Is this what a girl gets when she turns 23? A life from her brother?! NO! 😛
*This was pure sarcasm. No angry voices in the background or the devil in my head speaking.*

But honestly, I really need to get a life and get excited for my birthday. I don’t want a freaking sad birthday again! Me no likey.. :#

I thought I’ll try to reach 50 posts on my birthday. For which I need exactly 18 posts after this one.
*Cool thoughts only come in shower because my place is freaking boiling. It’s 116 F. No wonder Indians are dark with so much dark hair because we practically get baked & grilled & fried and even our hair follicle would want to escape. What was God thinking when he placed India so strategically just where the sun loves to dance!*

Anyhow. Jokes apart, 50 posts would be difficult but I can definitely give it a shot. 😀 It would be fun I guess. So now comes the most difficult part: The MATH! *scary background noise with a screechy scream*

So,

18 posts in 14 days. And if you count my birthday day too, so 15 days.

15 days = 18 posts

1 day = (18/15) posts

∴ 1 day = 1.2 posts

Okay. I totally suck at math. This can be proved from the above equations. Because any smart or even an average 10 year old with basic knowledge of fractions can solve this in a jiffy. My math concept are even deeper than Marina Trench. *Sarcasm. And it sounds better when it’s said in Hindi* 😛