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1. Swedish House Mafia – Save The World Tonight

What I actually thought of it as:

Superheroes, Swedish House Mafia, Save The World Tonight

What I thought it might be

What it turned out to be:

Swedish House Mafia, Save The World Tonight, Dogs

What on earth were they thinking when they thought of this?

2. Owl City – Fireflies

My mind imagined:

Fireflies, Owl City, Girl, Dance

Beautiful young girl dancing with the natural night bulbs

What it turned out to be:

Owl City, Fireflies, Weird, Funny, Toys

WTF!

3. Coldplay – Paradise

What I thought:

Coldplay, Paradise, Girl, Water, Ocean, Sea

As the song goes “Para..Para..Paradise.. Every time she closed her eyes”

What it turned out to be:

Elephant, Paradise, Coldplay, Sad

In which world paradise and elephant related?

4. World’s Most Pathetic Dance

What I thought of it as:

World's Most Pathetic Dance Video

No words

What it turned out to be:

Again. Speechless. *2 mins silence to honor this man!*

Everyone has that one odd pair of either shoes or shirt or jeans in their wardrobe which needs to be discarded immediately. But the only thing which stops us is the warm comforting feeling we get when we wear it. No matter how much torn it is, or the amount of skin show it provides from the tiny little holes developed, we just cannot throw them away. You just like the fact that they know you well now. They know exactly when and where to keep you happy. They have outgrown on you so much, that you fail to see, that they are not making you feel comfortable anymore.

You keep them hoarded in your drawer even when you know you won’t wear them anymore. You see them growing old, catching dust. Everyday, you open it to give it away, but the look they have – those puppy dog eyes – you just close it and move away thinking we might just have that one moment in our lives when they’ll again rise from the dead and become our knight in the shining armor. But this is what we think. They just sit there though, giving an evil smirk behind our back. Neither caring nor bothered whether we keep or throw them. They just need someone’s place to stay. Like a baggage we have to carry everywhere.

Honestly, no matter how much you still love them or how many drunk nights you’ve had thinking about them, you know it’s time. It’s time to just have the courage to move your tiny rat ass from that silly zone and move on. Life’s evolving. There are so many better options to choose from. You just have to get up and look.

They have probably saved you from the mud or been there for every part of your life – good and bad – but it’s time to let go of it. Be thankful to them for being the best pair of sneakers/shirt/ jeans you’ve had, and imagine the new sexy ones you’ll be getting soon! 😀

*Dedication to Pat – For helping me realize this emotional trauma of imagining the old sneakers in dustbin. Thank You. Wouldn’t have done it without you!
Dedication to Neha – You’re a strong girl. Hope this helps!*

Love!