Category: General


I’ll turn 23 in exactly 2 weeks. Although I’m trying to be all happy, something doesn’t seem right. I probably need a break. A good long break from the place where I just have my camera, all new set of people, beautiful beaches and land, awesome people.

“What do you want for your birthday?”, asked my brother.

“Maybe a job, nice car and tickets to Europe/Singapore/Canada?!”, I replied enthusiastically.

“Get a life boozo!”

Is this what a girl gets when she turns 23? A life from her brother?! NO! 😛
*This was pure sarcasm. No angry voices in the background or the devil in my head speaking.*

But honestly, I really need to get a life and get excited for my birthday. I don’t want a freaking sad birthday again! Me no likey.. :#

I thought I’ll try to reach 50 posts on my birthday. For which I need exactly 18 posts after this one.
*Cool thoughts only come in shower because my place is freaking boiling. It’s 116 F. No wonder Indians are dark with so much dark hair because we practically get baked & grilled & fried and even our hair follicle would want to escape. What was God thinking when he placed India so strategically just where the sun loves to dance!*

Anyhow. Jokes apart, 50 posts would be difficult but I can definitely give it a shot. 😀 It would be fun I guess. So now comes the most difficult part: The MATH! *scary background noise with a screechy scream*

So,

18 posts in 14 days. And if you count my birthday day too, so 15 days.

15 days = 18 posts

1 day = (18/15) posts

∴ 1 day = 1.2 posts

Okay. I totally suck at math. This can be proved from the above equations. Because any smart or even an average 10 year old with basic knowledge of fractions can solve this in a jiffy. My math concept are even deeper than Marina Trench. *Sarcasm. And it sounds better when it’s said in Hindi* 😛

Straight Face Videos :|

1. Swedish House Mafia – Save The World Tonight

What I actually thought of it as:

Superheroes, Swedish House Mafia, Save The World Tonight

What I thought it might be

What it turned out to be:

Swedish House Mafia, Save The World Tonight, Dogs

What on earth were they thinking when they thought of this?

2. Owl City – Fireflies

My mind imagined:

Fireflies, Owl City, Girl, Dance

Beautiful young girl dancing with the natural night bulbs

What it turned out to be:

Owl City, Fireflies, Weird, Funny, Toys

WTF!

3. Coldplay – Paradise

What I thought:

Coldplay, Paradise, Girl, Water, Ocean, Sea

As the song goes “Para..Para..Paradise.. Every time she closed her eyes”

What it turned out to be:

Elephant, Paradise, Coldplay, Sad

In which world paradise and elephant related?

4. World’s Most Pathetic Dance

What I thought of it as:

World's Most Pathetic Dance Video

No words

What it turned out to be:

Again. Speechless. *2 mins silence to honor this man!*